 Do you want a fast ride Or a slow and memorable experience? Different strokes for ... |
 Bumpy ride Now THIS is a hard landing |
 We aren't pilots But we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night! |
 Oh Great! Now they're delaying us on the ground as well! |
 Attention We would like to begin the boarding process |
 Sometimes boarding can be an all day affair. |
 The advanced Stealth fighter So advanced, the pilots can't always find it. |
 Hey wait a minute that's not a cockpit. |
 The Flatulence Filter It's a real ad folks, and can anyone guess the airline by the seat design? |
 Uh United? When we said Golden Gate departure we meant above the bridge! |
 Welcome aboard safety is our number one priority, just keep looking out your left window! |
The Flatulence Filter It's a real ad folks, and can anyone guess the airline by the seat design? |