Do you want a fast ride
Or a slow and memorable experience? Different strokes for ... |
Bumpy ride
Now THIS is a hard landing |
We aren't pilots
But we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night! |
Oh Great!
Now they're delaying us on the ground as well! |
Attention
We would like to begin the boarding process |
Sometimes
boarding can be an all day affair. |
The advanced Stealth fighter
So advanced, the pilots can't always find it. |
Hey wait a minute
that's not a cockpit. |
The Flatulence Filter
It's a real ad folks, and can anyone guess the airline by the seat design? |
Uh United? When we said Golden Gate departure
we meant above the bridge! |
Welcome aboard
safety is our number one priority, just keep looking out your left window! |
The Flatulence Filter
It's a real ad folks, and can anyone guess the airline by the seat design? |
